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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Barney who wrote (30846)	3/4/2004 3:20:09 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

Golf... I don't say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced. I've spent most of my life golfing. the rest I've just wasted. They call it golf because all the other four-letter words were taken. Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down five Give me golf clubs, fresh air & a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards? The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.