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To: Lady Lurksalot who wrote (64797)	3/6/2004 12:44:11 PM
From: Rambi	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 71178

It's the kind of arthritis people get when they get old. My knuckles are swollen and red, especially my right index finger. I think the mouse did it. I am not exactly fat-- I am-- cuddly. I have you both beat. MY birthday is the Bangladesh Martyrs Day/National Mourning Day.

To: Lady Lurksalot who wrote (64797)	3/6/2004 11:42:37 PM
From: JF Quinnelly	Respond to of 71178

Behave, or I'll dig up that post where I soundly thrash Volvos. It's around here somewhere.... and where the hell did Christine Grace Bartley wander off to? Must be working on the Kucinich for President juggernaut....

To: Lady Lurksalot who wrote (64797)	3/7/2004 12:06:34 AM
From: JF Quinnelly	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 71178

My wise counsel on the vaunted Volvo, edited because Paragraphs Are Our Friends: SI: StockTalk: Miscellaneous (General) : The Official Guide To GOOFS View Next 10 Messages \| Previous \| Next To:Christine Grace Bartley who wrote (393) From: JF Quinnelly Saturday, Aug 3, 1996 11:38 PM Respond to of 3439 >Volvo looks interesting. I've been pondering this Volvo thing since I saw a chow dog pissing on one this morning. Sure, no one is getting killed in Volvos. Because no one is driving them. Let's do some serious analysis of the potential market for Volvos. Can you picture any self-respecting Generation X'er with a tatoo and nipple-ring puttering around in a Volvo? I thought not. Can you see Beavis and Butt-head lusting after a sleek and powerful Volvo? Let's get real. So what we_do_know is that Volvos are cars for fuddy-duddies, for super-annuated '60s peaceniks. "Oh", you protest, "but look how many of them there are! They are the Baby-Boomers! They are the pig in the demographic python!" Tschaa!!! No way! We're talking McGovern voters, not the whole herd of 'Boomers. McGovern only won one state! How many do you think there are? Do you think Bill and Hillary and their corporate piranha yuppie pals are going to drive Volvos? Not! We're talking Lexus, Infinity, Big Beemer, Mercedes Benz!! Now, if we are going to see just how big the potential market is for these frumpy Swedish sleds, we ought to find out how many pairs of Birkenstocks are sold each year. And even that won't help. These Volvonauts don't even drive them. They park them in the driveway and feel guilty. They walk. They ride bikes. They carpool. Clueless yuppie friend, face the bitter truth: whale-huggers are a useless target audience. Volvo is not a GOOF: it is a TWIT: Totally Worthless Investment Theme. Put your money elsewhere. jfred. 205460