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To: Barney who wrote (31022)3/22/2004 3:41:44 PM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
Makes you think....

And before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Can you set your laser printer on stun?

Is it truly possible to have a civil war?

Ah, but if all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Most car accidents occur within five miles of home... why, then doesn't everyone move 10 miles away?

And if one synchronized swimmer drowns, must the rest drown also?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

And if you are born again, do you have two bellybuttons?

If you try to fail, and succeed, what have you done?

Is it not so that Disney World is a people trap operated by a mouse?



To: Barney who wrote (31022)3/23/2004 4:54:10 PM
From: The Philosopher  Respond to of 62549
 
You forgot the eplilogue: How to get away with taking a gimmie from 19 feet away from the hole.