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To: JakeStraw who wrote (31029)3/22/2004 4:18:03 PM
From: zonkie  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62549
 
Top 11 reasons Dubya said he favors the death penalty for Saddam Hussein.

11. It's one of the things he misses most about being a governor.

10. Had to pull a lot of strings to delay Hussein's capture until the governing council worked out the script for his execution.

9. Sentence would be carried out in late October, 2004.

8. Trying to undo some of the Kissinger Karma.

7. Unaware of an alternative.

6. With less evidence against them, he's sent a lot of other folks to their deaths.

5. Jeb has surpassed him in total executions.

4. You can't convert your oil reserves from dollars to euros from beyond the grave.

3. He's sent a lot nicer murderers to their deaths.

2. Halliburton has been awarded the contract for his funeral.

1. He just really likes the death penalty, okay?