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To: JakeStraw who wrote (31031)	3/22/2004 7:51:55 PM
From: zonkie	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Top 11 more appropriate things for Congress to do than replace FDR with Ronald Reagan on the dime. 11. Rename the national debt for Ronald Reagan (okay, just $2 trillion of it). 10. From now on they're not "jelly beans," they're "Reagan Brains." 9. Re-rename "Reagan" National Airport "Guy-Who-Fired-The-Air-Traffic-Controllers" National Airport. 8. Complete work on the Grenada War (Operation:Urgent Reelection) Memorial. 7. Prosecute Reagan, Bush and everyone they pardoned for selling weapons to Iranian terrorist to fund drug-dealing, antidemocratic forces in Central America (Fox will have to hire new talent). 6. Isn't it time we finally classified ketchup as a vegetable? 5. Rewrite Reagan's military service record to agree with his own heroic accounts. 4. Save the American People some money: just tell Reagan it's him on the dime. 3. Replace Jesus on the cross with Reagan. 2. If it will protect it from John Ashcroft, rename The Constitution of the United States "Reagan Rules." 1. Stop thinking about petty partisan politics and start tending to the business of the multinational, tax-evading corporations that elected it.