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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Kenneth Kirk who wrote (31037)	3/22/2004 11:32:19 PM
From: Sailor	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

A 12 year old boy comes home from school with a big smile on his face and his mother asks "Did something special happen at school today ?" "Yes, Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!" The mother is stunned. "You're going to talk about this with your father when he gets home!" Well, when dad gets home and hears the news he is pleased as punch. Beaming with pride, he tells his son "Son, I hear that you had sex with your English teacher!" "That's right, Dad" "Well, you became a man today and this calls for a celebration!. Lets head out for some ice cream and then I'll buy you that new bike you've been asking for!" "That sounds great Dad, but can I have a football instead? My ass is really sore!"