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To: Barney who wrote (31044)3/23/2004 12:58:44 PM
From: Doug Coughlan  Respond to of 62549
 
Yesterday, Michigan State University scientists released the results of
a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory
is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and
that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women!
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1
hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Gained weight.
2) Talked excessively without making sense.
3) Became overly emotional.
4) Couldn't drive.
5) Failed to think rationally.
6) Argued over nothing.
7) Had to sit down while urinating.
8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary



To: Barney who wrote (31044)3/23/2004 12:58:56 PM
From: Barney  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 62549
 
"Phone Number Trick"

1) Punch the 1st three digits of your home phone # into your calculator [without the area code].

2) Multiply by 80.

3) Add 1.

4) Multiply by 250.

5) Add the last four digits of your home phone #.

6) Add the last four digits of your home phone # again.

7) Subtract 250.

8) Divide by 2.

Recognize the number? Now, what crazy (genius?) person had the time to think of this?!?


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