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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (31073)3/31/2004 6:30:42 AM
From: Guardian  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62572
 
"Good vs. Bad"

Good girls blush during love scenes in a movie.
Bad girls know they could do it better.

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot.
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

Good girls only own one credit card and rarely
use it. Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it.

Good girls pack their toothbrush.
Bad girls pack their diaphragms.

Good girls prefer the missionary position.
Bad girls do too, but only for starters.

Good girls say, "No."
Bad girls say, "When?"

Good girls think they're not fully dressed without
a strand of pearls.
Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just
a strand of pearls.

Good girls wax their floors.
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.

Good girls wear high heels to work.
Bad girls wear high heels to bed.