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To: Secret_Agent_Man who wrote (282093)	3/30/2004 10:51:14 PM
From: redfish	Respond to of 436258

They are blaming it on a furnace fire. I guess they don't have preventative measures for things like furnace fires, the damn things just explode all the time.

To: Secret_Agent_Man who wrote (282093)	3/30/2004 10:58:35 PM
From: Michael Watkins	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 436258

News flash: FBI Implicated in Massive Gasoline Futures Fraud In another example of warring Fatherland Factions, SEC investigators implicate the FBI in a massive scam which used terror threats to jack the price of gasoline up nationwide. The secretive FBI Directorate of Alternative Funding had been buying energy futures like Washington State alumni buying beer. The director of the FBI, while being led away in handcuffs, was overheard to complain "but congress wasn't funding us properly! We can't even afford 2-ply in my office!"