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To: sandintoes who wrote (31076)3/31/2004 5:54:23 PM
From: Ken Adams  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62574
 
sigh, me too.



To: sandintoes who wrote (31076)3/31/2004 7:09:35 PM
From: William H Huebl  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62574
 
This guy comes blasting into the doctor's office and exclaims, excitedly, "Doctor, I think I'm shrinking! I think I'm shrinking!"
"Ok, just settle down sir," the doctor says. "You're just going to have to be a little patient."

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.


and of course my favorite is:

What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.



To: sandintoes who wrote (31076)3/31/2004 7:41:49 PM
From: Canuck Dave  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62574
 
I got 8! Beat that, psycho-babblers and serial coders.

I once wrote an operating system for a mini-computer (PDP-9). Definitely felt like killing a lot of people afterwards.

It also never occurred to me to patent the crap out of it...

CD