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To: sandintoes who wrote (31583)	5/28/2004 5:12:24 AM
From: Kid Rock	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62558

might be a repeat funphone.com

To: sandintoes who wrote (31583)	5/28/2004 9:24:07 AM
From: Stan	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Here is one: "I was thinking to myself." Who else can you think to?

To: sandintoes who wrote (31583)	5/28/2004 9:48:58 AM
From: Doug Coughlan	Respond to of 62558

Finally, some definitions that make sense.........Someone had to do a lot of thinking to come up with these. ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage. INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.