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Politics : Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Kerry -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Ann Corrigan who wrote (26861)5/29/2004 11:01:58 PM
From: Ann CorriganRead Replies (1) | Respond to of 81568
 
It's really hilarious & worth re-posting:
To:American Spirit who wrote (22094)
From: JakeStraw Thursday, May 13, 2004 7:57 AM
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Democratic Convention Schedule
6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.

6:30pm - Anti-war rally #1.

6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.

7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.

7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain.

7:45pm - Anti-war rally #2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)

8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues.

8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.

9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.

9:30pm - * Intermission *

10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony #2.

10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.

10:30pm - Cameo by Howard Dean "Yeeearrrrrrrg!"

10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.

11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony.

11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.

11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues.

11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.

11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate.

12:30am - Ted Kennedy drives everyone home.