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To: Doug Coughlan who wrote (31603)	5/31/2004 7:23:44 PM
From: hcm1943	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

>I was traveling between Phoenix and Chicago the other >day and south of Kansas City when a tire blew out. >Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat. My >only option was to flag down a passing motorist and >get a ride to the next town. > >The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He >yelled out the window, "Need a lift?" > >"Yes, I sure do," I replied. > >"You a Democrat or Republican?" asked the old man. > >"Republican," I replied. > >"Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as >he sped off. > >Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked >me the same question. Again, I gave the same answer, >"Republican". The driver gave me the finger and drove >off. > >I thought it over and decided that maybe I should >change my strategy, since this area seemed to be >overly political and there appeared to be few >Republican. The next car to stop was a red >convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. > >She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Democrat >or Republican. > >"Democrat!" I shouted. > >"Hop in!" replied the blonde. > >Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at >this gorgeous >woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through >her hair, >perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to >ride higher and >higher up her thighs. > >Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car." > >She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as >the car stopped, I jumped out. > >"What's the matter?" she asked. > >"I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been >a Democrat for >five minutes and already, I want to screw somebody!"