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To: sandintoes who wrote (31695)6/10/2004 12:16:02 AM
From: sandintoes  Respond to of 62593
 
A gushy reporter told Jack Nicklaus, "You are spectacular, and your name is synonymous with the game of golf.
You really know your way around the course.

What's your secret?"

Nicklaus replied, "The holes are numbered".



To: sandintoes who wrote (31695)6/10/2004 6:54:04 AM
From: Guardian  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62593
 
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying
hysterically in the kitchen.

"What's wrong dearest??" asked the confused husband.

"Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning Suzie's room
when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bed, along
with a very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to
do???"

Well," replied the man..."I guess a spanking is out of the
question?"