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To: haqihana who wrote (31794)6/30/2004 2:14:33 PM
From: arnold silver  Respond to of 62562
 
Thought for today......
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and lasting erections, but absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Arnie



To: haqihana who wrote (31794)7/1/2004 10:04:14 AM
From: TigerPaw  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62562
 
I got beat up for doing just what you two are
You were beat up for filling the thread with whining instead of jokes.

Can't eat beef ...
mad cow.

Can't eat chicken ...
bird flu.

Can't eat eggs ...
salmonella.

Can't eat pork ...
fears that bird flu will infect piggies.

can't eat fish ...
heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat.

Can't eat fruits and veggies ...
insecticides and herbicides.

Hmmmm ....

I believe that leaves BEER!!!!