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To: The Rabbit who wrote (31803)	7/2/2004 2:58:21 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62562

On duty as a customer-service rep for a car-rental company, I took a call from a driver who needed a tow. He was stranded on a busy highway, but he didn't know the make of the car he was driving. I asked again for a more detailed description beyond a "blue, four-door sedan." "It's the one on fire," he replied.

To: The Rabbit who wrote (31803)	7/3/2004 8:58:34 AM
From: Ron	Respond to of 62562

Likely headlines: NPR: "World to end—poor and minorities hardest hit." Fox: “World to end—Liberals deny any involvement.” CBS: “World to end—details and Andy Rooney on 60 Minutes next week.” NBC: “World to end—“jet engine business seen as robust.” ABC: “World to end-— many flock to Walt Disney World.” Al Jazeera: “World to end— Saladin returns to reclaim Holy land.” CNN: “World to end — exclusive Madonna interview on Larry King Live.” CNBC: “World to end— we’ll show you the best golf courses to spend the final days.” -- with apologies to P.J. O'Rourke