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To: Jagfan who wrote (31806)7/2/2004 9:46:09 AM
From: Richnorth  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62562
 
Yasser Arafat was not feeling well

Yasser Arafat was not feeling well and, concerned about his mortality, he
goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death.

Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future
she finds the answer:

"You will die on a Jewish holiday."

"Which one?'" Arafat asks nervously.

"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic.

"Whenever you die, it will be a Jewish holiday."