Silicon Investor (SI) -- The First Internet Community

STOCKTALK

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor. We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community. If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.

Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Ron who wrote (31817)	7/10/2004 7:53:24 PM
From: MrLucky	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62562

"The attacks have already started. John Edwards is too inexperienced to be president, he's too flashy, he's not up to the job. And those are just the things that John Kerry said in the primary". Leno

To: Ron who wrote (31817)	7/14/2004 11:32:19 AM
From: Lazarus_Long	1 Recommendation Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62562

"There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser. When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, 'I do.'" —Craig Kilborn

To: Ron who wrote (31817)	7/14/2004 11:33:13 AM
From: Lazarus_Long	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62562

"John Kerry suspended his campaign for five days this week in honor of President Reagan. And right now, he's ahead in the polls. How's that make him feel? Disappears for a week and he's up in the polls. What else can he do now but go into hiding." —Jay Leno

To: Ron who wrote (31817)	7/15/2004 7:00:37 PM
From: The Philosopher	Respond to of 62562

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, 'What's your IQ?' The man replied, '150.' So the robot proceeded to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, 'This is really cool.' The man decided to test the robot. He walked out the bar, turned around, and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked him, 'What's your IQ?' The man responded, '100.' So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, 'Wow, this is amazing.' The man went out and came back in a third time. As before, the robot asked him, 'What's your IQ?' The man replied, '50.' The robot then said, 'So, you gonna vote for Bush again?' "Astounding," the man thought. "I've got to try this one more time." The man went out and came back in a fourth time. As before, the robot asked him, 'What's your IQ?' The man replied, '25.' The robot then said, "Ah, good. I finally found a Kerry voter."