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To: mph who wrote (31844)	7/13/2004 10:39:35 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62569

The Future Now that they are retired, my mother and father are discussing all aspects of their future. "What will you do if I die before you do?" Dad asked Mom. After some thought, she said that she'd probably look for a house sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age. Then Mom asked Dad, "What will you do if I die first?" He replied, "Probably the same thing."

To: mph who wrote (31844)	7/14/2004 1:53:50 PM
From: Carolyn	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62569

A girl was falling down her 20 story apartment.A guy caught her and said "Do you blow?" and she said "No!" and so he dropped her. Another guy caught her and said "Do you suck?" and she replied "No!" so he dropped her. Then another guy caught her and asked " Do you swallow ?" and then she yelled " NO!" and so he dropped her. And finally another guy caught her and before saying anything the girl said "I blow , i suck , i swallow!" , and the guy says " ew , slut!" and dropped her.