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To: Augustus Gloop who wrote (31876)	7/14/2004 5:04:08 PM
From: arno	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62569

Sorry for the inconvenience, but our servers are getting slammed at the moment. We're working like crazy to expand our server capacity and set up mirror sites. Please try again later. Thank you for supporting JibJab. If you are in a rush to see this cartoon and can't get through, you can download a copy for $2.99 using PayPal. Please don't think we're scum suckers trying to force you to pay... it's just that the downloads are on a different server and seem to be more reliable than the regular website and we want to offer you that option. The money we make from these downloads isn't even covering our server cost! Please note that we are working our hardest to get this server back up ASAP so you can see it for free! Download the PC Version for $2.99 by Clicking Here Download the MAC Version for $2.99 by Clicking Here Ahhh! The Power of SI

To: Augustus Gloop who wrote (31876)	7/14/2004 7:48:19 PM
From: Jagfan	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62569

That was hilarious. Took several tries to download, but worth it. OJ Two men are driving through Alabama when they get pulled over by a highway patrolman. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and ‘Whack!’ the cop smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver asks, “What the hell was that for?” The cop answers, “You’re in Alabama, son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car.” The driver says, “I’m sorry, Officer, I’m not from around here.” The cop runs a check on the guy’s license, and he’s clean. He gives the guy his license back, walks around to the passenger side, and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and, ‘Whack!’ the cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick. The passenger asks, “What’d you do that for?” The cop says, “Just making your wish come true.” The passenger asks, “Making what wish come true?” The cop says, “Two miles down the road you’re gonna say to your buddy, ‘I wish that asshole would’ve tried that shit with me!’”