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To: arno who wrote (31888)7/14/2004 5:27:12 PM
From: Augustus Gloop  Respond to of 62569
 
<<Gloop posts the link.....and then all chaos erupts>>

Naaa...it was on Fox today so its getting hit hard



To: arno who wrote (31888)7/15/2004 3:47:51 PM
From: Kenneth Kirk  Respond to of 62569
 
I wouldn't pay $.29 or $.029

That's the problem with the internet: nobody wants to pay for anything. Everybody wants something for free. No money flowing in = no money flowing out.

OJ:

Two southern boys come up to Alaska and charter a float plane hunting trip. The pilot drops them off on a remote lake and says "I'll be back in 5 days. This is a small plane and it won't carry both of you and more than one moose, so remember, don't kill more than one moose between you".

When he comes back to pick them up, they have two moose. He chews them out and says he can't take them both back. One of them says "Last year we came here to the same exact lake, with the same exact kind of plane, and that pilot wasn't afraid to take off with two moose".

The pilot's pride is hurt, so he tells them to load up. He takes off, the plane struggles to get airborne, hits the tops of the trees and crashes.

When they wake up, one southern boy says to the other "Where are we?" and the reply is:

"About 50 feet from where we ended up last year".