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Pastimes : The Non-Political Joke Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Tom Swift who wrote (32)	7/14/2004 9:36:19 PM
From: Tom Swift	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 1755

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of pond scum? The bucket.

To: Tom Swift who wrote (32)	7/14/2004 9:38:37 PM
From: Jagfan	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 1755

I guess this is the Lawyer Joke Thread. Here goes; A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts, “All lawyers are assholes!” He looks around, obviously hoping for a challenge. Finally a guy comes up to him, taps him on the shoulder, and says, “Take that back.” The biker says, “Why? Are you a lawyer?” “No, I’m an asshole.”

To: Tom Swift who wrote (32)	7/14/2004 10:01:53 PM
From: Robert C. Nusbaum	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 1755

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