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Pastimes : The Non-Political Joke Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Lazarus_Long who wrote (53)7/14/2004 11:03:01 PM
From: Tom Swift  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1755
 
A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short.
The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?"

The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."

With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."



To: Lazarus_Long who wrote (53)7/15/2004 12:02:03 AM
From: Lady Lurksalot  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1755
 
During voir dire a lawyer asks each prospective juror whether they like lawyers. All answered in the affirmative. During his opening statement he again queries the jury, "Is there anyone, anyone here at all who does not like lawyers?" The jury gazes back at him with blank stares. Before the lawyer could resume, the judge remarks, " I don't."