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To: Knighty Tin who wrote (31900)	7/15/2004 2:22:51 PM
From: zonkie	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62572

thx tin, from the same site..... -------- You might be a Redneck if ........... Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens. Your standard of living improves when you go camping. You have jacked up your home to look for a dog. You have a relative living in your garage. Your neighbor asked to borrow a quart of beer. There is a belch on your answering machine greeting. You have rebuilt a carburetor while sitting on the commode. You hold the hood of your car with your head while you work on it. Your idea of getting lucky is passing the emissions test. Your town put the new garbage truck in the Christmas parade. Your local beauty salon also fixes cars. Your doghouse and your living room have the same shag carpet. You've ever slow danced in the Waffle House. Starting your car involves popping the hood. Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays. You whistle at women in church. You actually wear shoes your dog brought home. You've been in a fistfight at a yard sale. You carry a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach the kids in the back seat.