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Pastimes : The Non-Political Joke Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Lady Lurksalot who wrote (94)	7/15/2004 11:16:10 PM
From: ManyMoose	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 1755

A fella walked into a sporting goods store and asked to see a .44 magnum. The clerk showed him the 'Dirty Harry' Smith and Wesson, and a Ruger Black Hawk. "What's your intended use of this firearm?" the clerk asked. Fella says, "I'm planning a trip to Alaska and I need protection from the bears." Clerk says, "In that case, I suggest that you file off the front sight." Fella says, "Why is that?" Clerk says, "So it doesn't hurt so much when the bear shoves it up your backside."