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To: redfish who wrote (126)7/20/2004 2:06:38 PM
From: The Rabbit  Respond to of 1755
 
~Elmo Phillips

Actually it's Emo Phillips. More from him:

My girlfriend said, "Emo, I'm seeing another man." I said, "Well, try rubbing your eyes or something."

Well, the next day I caught her in bed with this other guy. I was crushed. I said, "Get off me, you two!"



To: redfish who wrote (126)7/21/2004 1:28:03 PM
From: redfish  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1755
 
Two families moved from Pakistan to America. When they arrived the two fathers made a bet - in a year's time whichever family had become more American would win.

A year later they met again. The first man said, "My son is playing baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud, how about you?"

The second man replied, "Fuck you, towel head."


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