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Pastimes : The Non-Political Joke Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Jagfan who wrote (146)	7/26/2004 9:17:26 PM
From: Jagfan	Respond to of 1755

Why do rednecks like having sex doggie style? So they can both watch NASCAR.

To: Jagfan who wrote (146)	7/26/2004 9:20:10 PM
From: redfish	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 1755

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