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To: Jagfan who wrote (31988)	7/27/2004 9:20:23 PM
From: mph	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62572

OT: well this one kinda prompted me: Message 20351987 :-) OJ: "Good Things About Global Warming" As presented on the 01/04/96 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN 10. Domino's Pizza will not be almost room temperature when it arrives 9. No more snow for Giants fans to throw 8. Outside chance the cast of "Friends" will spontaneously combust 7. Boardrooms across America will begin to look like those naked pictures in National Geographic 6. Ed Sullivan Theater will heat up to a balmy 34 degrees 5. Fat guys can make their own gravy 4. Canada will be able to use a whopping 9% of its landmass 3. Real bacon will be sold on the streets of New York City (cut to vendor) 2. Can get to see what Michael Jackson really looks like when his face melts 1. Higher temperature = more golf courses = greater chance O.J. will catch real killers