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To: Jagfan who wrote (193)	7/28/2004 7:19:50 PM
From: Lazarus_Long	Respond to of 1755

You Might Be a Mathematician if... * you are fascinated by the equation e^(iπ) +1 = 0. you know by heart the first fifty digits of π. * you have tried to prove Fermat's Last Theorem. * you know ten ways to prove Pythagoras' Theorem. * your telephone number is the sum of two prime numbers. * you have calculated that the World Series actually diverges. * you are sure that differential equations are a very useful tool. * you comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel. * when you say to a car dealer "I'll take the red car or the blue one" you must add "but not both of them."