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Pastimes : The Non-Political Joke Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: ManyMoose who wrote (197)	7/29/2004 2:03:05 AM
From: Lazarus_Long	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 1755

Sir, I assure you that the Democratic candidate for Vice President did not even cross my mind when I posted those! And mph really liked this one: Q. What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull? A. Lipstick. Along the same lines, ========================================================= A lawyer died and went to heaven and was checking in at the Pearly Gates at the same time as the Pope. St. Peter was showing them their apartments. He took the Pope first and his apartment was very sparse and bare. The lawyer began to worry because the Pope had been a really good man and the lawyer had been a bit of a wild one. St. Peter then took the lawyer to his apartment and the lawyer was amazed because his was fabulous. It had everything anyone could expect out of heaven. He asked St. Peter why he had such a nice apartment when the Pope got such a sparse one. St Peter replied--we have lots of Popes up here--but you are the first lawyer we have ever seen!!!