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To: mph who wrote (241)	7/30/2004 11:14:47 PM
From: Lady Lurksalot	Respond to of 1755

mph, more on consultants. - Holly Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear from your Consultant You're right; we're billing way too much for this. Bet you I can go a week without saying "synergy" or "value-added." How about paying us based on the success of the project? This whole strategy is based on a Harvard business case I read. Actually, the only difference is that we charge more than they do. I don't know enough to speak intelligently about that. Implementation? I only care about writing long reports. I can't take the credit. It was Ed in your marketing department. The problem is, you have too much work for too few people. Everything looks okay to me. You really don't need me.

To: mph who wrote (241)	7/31/2004 3:26:10 PM
From: Lazarus_Long	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 1755

Yeoman? That's an ignorant, illiterate low level flunkey, right? :-) =============================================================== Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer? You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours. ============================================================== Q. Where can you find a good lawyer? A. In the cemetary. ============================================================ Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle.