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Pastimes : The Non-Political Joke Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: ManyMoose who wrote (259)	8/3/2004 8:42:44 AM
From: Jagfan	Respond to of 1755

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

To: ManyMoose who wrote (259)	8/3/2004 12:44:46 PM
From: Lazarus_Long	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 1755

HEY! I already told that joke! Message 20357637 In the back woods of West Virginia, the redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doc was called to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doc handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doin'!" Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa There," said the doc. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down... I think there's yet another one to come!" Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be puttin' down that lantern... it seems there's yet another one on there!" cried the doctor. The Redneck scratched his head in bewilderment and asked the doc, "Do ya think it's the light that's attractin' 'em?"