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Pastimes : The Non-Political Joke Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Lazarus_Long who wrote (264)	8/3/2004 1:42:22 PM
From: Jagfan	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 1755

What is the difference between a sorority girl and an elephant? About 40 lbs. How do you equalize the two? Feed the elephant. What's the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning? 1>Introduce herself. 2>Walks home. What's the difference between a sorority girl and the Titanic? Only 1500 went down on the Titanic. How can you tell if a sorority girl has achieved orgasm? She drops her nail file. What's a sorority girl's favorite wine? "Daaadddy, I want to go to mi-ammmmi." What do you get when you cross a sorority girl with an ape? Don't know. There is only so much an ape can be forced to do... Why is a sorority girl like a door knob? 'Cause everyone gets a turn. Did you hear about the new sorority girl doll? You put a ring on her finger and her hips expand.

To: Lazarus_Long who wrote (264)	8/4/2004 6:49:08 AM
From: Lady Lurksalot	Respond to of 1755

Mr. Long: While I may be 22 years and some months of age, I am NOT a sority girl! Hmmmph!! ------ OJ and GRUUUUUUUUUUUUUB!!! If a man appears sexy, caring and smart give him a day or two. He'll be back to his usual self. If a man suggests that you take a break from vacuuming the living room and relax what it means is he can't hear the TV Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it. When God made Man, she was just kidding. Men read Playboy for the articles women go to malls for the music. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his.