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Pastimes : The Non-Political Joke Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: mph who wrote (279)	8/3/2004 5:55:01 PM
From: Lazarus_Long	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 1755

There goes ten thousand years of progress fueled by logic. :-) You might be a redneck if...... Your wife and your dog answer to the same name Your favorite color is camoflage. You can not read a digital clock. If your house has more miles on it then your car You think good entertainment is a six-pack and a bug zapper If you have ever been accused of lying threw your tooth Your year has four seasons - deer, turkey,squirrel and fishing If you see a sign that says "say no to crack" and it reminds you to pull your jeans up Yyou have been married 3 times and still have the same inlaws Your working tv sits on top of your non-working tv