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Pastimes : The Non-Political Joke Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Lazarus_Long who wrote (314)8/4/2004 1:30:22 PM
From: Jagfan  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1755
 
Two Englishmen are sitting at a bar and become quite tipsy. One turns to the other and says, “Oy, where are you from?”

The second man answers, “I’m from Liverpool.”

The first man, surprised, replies, “No way! I'm from Liverpool, too! What high school did you go to?”

The second man answers, “St. Mary's.”

“Wow!” yells the first man. “ME, TOO!”

“No way,” says the second man. “What year did you graduate?”

“Seventy-nine,” says the first man.

“Oh, my God!” screams the second man, “I graduated in ‘79, too!”

“Oh, boy, it’s gonna be a long night,” sighs the bartender, turning to one of his other customers. “The Johnson twins are drunk again.”