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Pastimes : The Non-Political Joke Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: ManyMoose who wrote (364)	8/10/2004 9:34:50 PM
From: Jagfan	Respond to of 1755

Forestry is actually a big part of Florida economy. Only Tourism and citrus beat it. After practicing forestry for about 12 years I went into environmental consulting. OJ:A middle-aged executive was becoming increasingly irritated by the constant ribbing he was taking from the junior employees who couldn’t resist making fun of his baldness. One morning, a particularly brash trainee had the gall to run his hand across the older man’s gleaming head while loudly exclaiming, “Feels just like my wife’s ass.” With all the restraint he could muster, the aging executive rubbed his hand across his head. “You know you’re right,” He said, “It feels just like your wife’s ass.”