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Pastimes : The Non-Political Joke Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Lazarus_Long who wrote (393)8/13/2004 8:42:29 AM
From: Jagfan  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1755
 
A guy walks into a bar. Sees a gorgeous babe nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he said, "Hi, there, good looking! How's it going?"
Having already downed a few power drinks she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen! I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, front door, back door, it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college I just love it!"

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "No kidding! I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"



To: Lazarus_Long who wrote (393)8/13/2004 6:27:43 PM
From: ManyMoose  Respond to of 1755
 
He had a mustache, a .357 and a night stick, and I wasn't going to ask him.


Message #393 from Lazarus_Long at Aug 13, 2004 1:11 AM

Did he have ....