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Pastimes : The Non-Political Joke Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: PatiBob who wrote (428)	8/18/2004 12:17:40 PM
From: Lazarus_Long	Respond to of 1755

That's similar to a bumper sticker I have on my car. It's also in my profile.<g> I knew you were a *****! I just knew it! Not only that, but you hang out with Rudi! Talk about BAD influences! What's the difference between God and pilots? God doesn't think he's a pilot. "That's not flying, that's just falling with style." — Woody, from the 1996 movie 'Toy Story,' regarding Buzz Lightyear. "The bulk of mankind is as well equipped for flying as thinking." — Jonathon Swift "Which is now a more hopeful statement than Swift intended it to be." — Will Durant "My definition of an optimist has to be the Luftwaffe F-104 pilot who gave up smoking!" — John Wiley In response to how he checked the weather, "I just whip out my blue card with a hole in it and read what it says: 'When color of card matches color of sky, FLY!'" — Gordon Baxter "Instrument flying is an unnatural act probably punishable by God." — Gordon Baxter