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Politics : Proof that John Kerry is Unfit for Command -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: ChinuSFO who wrote (1457)	8/20/2004 8:46:48 AM
From: Andrew N. Cothran	Respond to of 27181

Al Qaeda Wins Gold on Monkey Bars in Terrorist Special Olympics 07/28/04 UNDISCLOSED LOCATION, Saudi Peninsula In the rugged and lawless border area between Pakistan and Afghanistan, terrorists loyal to Osama bin Laden have apparently perfected the art of swiftly crossing monkey bars. "Nobody runs an obstacle course faster than an Al Qaeda terrorist," boasted Prince Usama bin Fundin, a member of the Saudi royal family suspected of bankrolling terrorist training camps. "We allegedly recruit the best athletes straight out of Muslim high schools throughout the Near and Middle East, then we allegedly train them on the best equipment oil money can buy. "And monkey bars are our specialty, as anyone knows who watches the news." In a special Olympiad held at an undisclosed location on the Saudi peninsula, selected terrorists from dozens of organizations met recently to test their skills in events ranging from crossing monkey bars and crawling through pipes to jumping over walls and swinging across an oasis on a rope. "And who do you think took all three medals in the monkey bars?" bin Fundin bragged. "Al Qaeda, that's who." Al Qaeda also prevailed in wall jumping, while Hamas took the gold in the 50 and 100 meter pipe crawls. The Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigade took two of three medals in swinging over an oasis on a rope, and the Abu Nidal and Abu Sayyaf groups garnered gold in the 440 and 880 meter sand relays, respectively. Al Hasheesh, a little known terrorist cell from Jamaica, won the dune sledding competition in a huge upset. ©2004 RealStupidNews.com

To: ChinuSFO who wrote (1457)	8/20/2004 10:09:22 AM
From: Ann Corrigan	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 27181

The manipulated mainstream media has met it's match in Michelle Malkin & Brian Lamb of C-span. Lamb was outraged at Chris Matthews ambush of Malkin last nite so he invited her to his Wash Journal show. The transcript of her brilliant answers to viewers phone calls will be posted here when available. Many callers agreed with her that Matthews definitely has a political agenda which is to elect Kerry. Fortunately Matthews is a loud mouth dunderhead(many of SIs liberals fit that description) who is in effect losing half his audience with these underhanded tactics. Michelle will carry on in her courageous activities. She is one of the most intelligent observers of the current political scene in USA.