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Pastimes : The Non-Political Joke Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Jagfan who wrote (461)	8/25/2004 3:28:17 PM
From: Karin	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 1755

BAR PATRON At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. 'It opens at noon,' answers the clerk. About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. 'What time does the bar open?' he asks. 'Same time as before... Noon.' replies the clerk. Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered 'When joo shay the bar opins at?' The clerk then answers, 'It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have room service send something up to you.' 'No... I don't wanna git in... Ah wanna git OUT!!!'