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Pastimes : The Non-Political Joke Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Jagfan who wrote (470)	8/25/2004 9:59:32 PM
From: Jagfan	Respond to of 1755

A man walks into his doctor’s office after having taken several tests to learn the results. The doctor asks the man to sit down. “I have some bad news for you, Mr. Phillips. I am afraid that you have cancer and Alzheimer’s disease.” The man replies, “Well, at least I don’t have cancer.”

To: Jagfan who wrote (470)	8/26/2004 12:34:11 AM
From: Karin	Respond to of 1755

That Old Question ... CHILD: Dad, where did I come from? DAD: Okay, we had to have this conversation some day! Dad and mom met in a chat room on the net. I set up a meeting with your mom and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber Café. Then, mom did some downloads from dads memory stick and when dad was ready to upload, we discovered that there was no firewall. Seeing that it was a bit too late to cancel, I just carried on doing the upload. Nine months later, the damn virus appeared!. CHILD: Huh?