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Pastimes : The Non-Political Joke Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Karin who wrote (476)8/29/2004 5:04:26 PM
From: The Philosopher  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1755
 
An SI thread moderator walks up to a Coke machine in a Las Vegas casino, puts in a few coins, and out pops a Coke. She puts some more coins into the machine, and another can of soda pops out. She keeps putting in coins, and cans of soda keep coming out.

A guy walks up behind her and says, "Can I please use the machine?"

"Get lost" she says. "Can't you see I'm winning?"



To: Karin who wrote (476)9/1/2004 3:18:56 PM
From: Lady Lurksalot  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1755
 
A mathematician wandered home at 3 AM. His wife became very upset, telling him, "You're late! You said you'd be home by 11:45!" The mathematician replied, "I'm right on time. I said I'd be home by a quarter of twelve."


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