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Pastimes : The Non-Political Joke Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Lady Lurksalot who wrote (499)9/1/2004 3:28:38 PM
From: Lady Lurksalot  Respond to of 1755
 
A consultant is ...

someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.
a man who knows 99 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women.
someone who is called in at the last moment and paid enormous amounts of money to assign the blame.

<edit: Grub, but I ain't claimin' no grub, so there!>