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Pastimes : The Non-Political Joke Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Lady Lurksalot who wrote (545)	9/1/2004 9:06:52 PM
From: Karin	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 1755

Oh, I get my jokes mostly from friends in the e-mail. Is that site on S.I.? I have not looked there. K.

To: Lady Lurksalot who wrote (545)	9/3/2004 1:35:57 AM
From: Lazarus_Long	Respond to of 1755

AND I'll thank you two to leave my site alone! A minister at a frontier church says to his congregation, "All those who want to go to heaven, put up your hands!" Everybody enthusiastically raised their hands.... everybody except a grizzled old cowboy who had been slouching against the door post at the back. All heads turned as he sauntered up to the front, spurs jangling and said, "That was too easy. How do you know these folks are serious? I can guarantee to prove who really means it and who doesn't!" Bemused the minister said, "Ok, stranger, go ahead and put the faith of these good people to the test. Ask them anything you want." At that the cowpoke pulled his twin six-shooters, turned to the audience and said, "Alright... who wants to go heaven... raise your hands!"