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Pastimes : The Non-Political Joke Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Lady Lurksalot who wrote (551)9/1/2004 9:32:15 PM
From: Lady Lurksalot  Respond to of 1755
 
The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket." He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, "That's funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch."



To: Lady Lurksalot who wrote (551)9/1/2004 10:05:54 PM
From: Jagfan  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1755
 
Loved that one! ;)
A couple is lying in bed when the woman turns to the man and says, “I am going to make you the happiest man in the world.”

The man replies, “I’ll miss you.”


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