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To: ManyMoose who wrote (553)	9/1/2004 10:06:59 PM
From: Jagfan	Respond to of 1755

A guy goes to a psychiatrist because he’s having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist askes him a lot of questions, but can’t get a clear read on the problems. Finally he asks, “Do you ever watch your girlfriend’s face while you’re having sex?” “Well, yes, I did once.” “Well, how did she look?” “Oh, boy, she looked very angry!” At this point, the psychiatrist feels he’s really getting somewhere. “Well that’s very interesting. We must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your girlfriend’s face once during sex. That seems somewhat unusual. How did it occur that you saw her face that one time?” “She was watching us through the window.”

To: ManyMoose who wrote (553)	9/1/2004 10:07:04 PM
From: Lady Lurksalot	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 1755

14 Signs the Company You Work for Is Going Under They start paying everyone in sea shells. Company President now driving a Ford Escort. Company Softball Team is converted to a Chess Club. Conference room has been turned into chinchilla farm. Dr. Kevorkian is hired as an "Outplacement Coordinator". The Dairy Queen on the corner is threatening a hostile takeover. The beer supplied by the Company at picnics is in unlabeled cans. Your boss casually asks you if you know anything about starting fires. When you say, "See you tomorrow," the watchman laughs uncontrollably. People saying "Remember folks, we're not Downsizing, we're Rightsizing!" The women are suddenly very friendly with the dorky Personnel Manager. The chairman walks by your desk and says, "Hey, Hey! Easy on the staples!" Annual Company Holiday Bash moved from the Sheraton to the local Taco Bell. Your CEO has a dart board marked with all existing departments in the Company.