To: abuelita who wrote (36798 ) 10/26/2004 1:11:01 PM From: altair19 Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 104157 Rhoze, I'm sure you have already seen this, however I thought it might be helpful with your new puter. In Japan they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry~messages. Haiku poetry has strict construction rules:each poem has only 17 syllables; 5 syllables in the~first, 7 in the second, 5 in the third. They are used to communicate a timeless message, often achieving a~wistful, yearning and powerful insight through extreme~brevity. Here are 15 actual error messages from Japan~that are the essence of Zen: ------------------------------------------ Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone. ------------------------------------------- The Web site you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist. ------------------------------------------- Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return. ------------------------------------------- Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much. ------------------------------------------- Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. ------------------------------------------- Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that. ------------------------------------------- First snow, then silence. This thousand-dollar screen dies So beautifully. ------------------------------------------- With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: "My Novel" not found. ------------------------------------------ The Tao that is seen Is not the true Tao- until You bring fresh toner. ------------------------------------------- Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down. ------------------------------------------- A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone. ------------------------------------------- Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred. ------------------------------------------- You step in the stream, But the water has moved on. This page is not here. ------------------------------------------- Having been erased, The document you're seeking Must now be retyped. ------------------------------------------- Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank. ------------------------------------------