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To: KLP who wrote (87953)11/23/2004 3:28:02 PM
From: unclewest  Read Replies (6) | Respond to of 793552
 
CANADA BUSY SENDING BACK BUSH-DODGERS

The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration.

The re-election of President Bush is prompting the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray and agree with Bill O'Reilly.

Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night.

"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota.

The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry.

"He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left. Didn't even get a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers that blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields.

"Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much they wouldn't give milk."

Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive them across the border and leave them to fend for themselves.

"A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a drop of drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though."

When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fea! r r etrib ution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about the Bush administration establishing re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR.

In the days since the election, liberals have turned to sometimes-ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on bus trips to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizen passengers.

"If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we get suspicious about their age," an official said.

Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan Sarandon movies.

"I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors does one country need?"

In an effort to ease tensions between the United States and Canada, Vice President Dick Cheney met with the Canadian ambassador and pledged that the administration would take steps to reassure liberals, a source close to Cheney said.

"We're going to have some Peter, Paul & Mary concerts. And we might put some endangered species on postage stamps. The president is determined to reach out."



To: KLP who wrote (87953)11/23/2004 3:38:39 PM
From: Oral Roberts  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 793552
 
Isn't much else he could say but their guns being at the cabin and not in their hands presents a bit of a problem for him.

This trespassing thing with the Hmong is a big time problem and issue around here and north of here. I've suspected since this happened that we are going to likely hear about a pretty heated conversation getting him out of that tree. I am more then certain he wasn't called sir and asked to pretty please leave not that it would give him an excuse to fire.

As to him not knowing he was on private land that is nonsense because permanent stands are not allowed on public land. That stand being there is all the info he needed to know it was private.



To: KLP who wrote (87953)11/23/2004 5:24:43 PM
From: DMaA  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 793552
 
Vang, not content with murdering them, then assassinates their characters.

Vang said the hunters surrounded him and some called him racial slurs



To: KLP who wrote (87953)11/23/2004 6:29:32 PM
From: Augustus Gloop  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 793552
 
There was little doubt in my mind that the race card would be played. While I don't doubt that he was probably called several names having to do with his ethnic background I do doubt he was fired on first. My guess is he went over the edge when they told him to get off their property and then decided to show them.