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To: haqihana who wrote (32834)	1/6/2005 9:42:17 AM
From: Jagfan	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62567

The Perfect Employee? 1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without 3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never 4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always 5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended 6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee 7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no 8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound 9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be 10 classed as an asset employee, the type which cannot be 11 dispensed with. Consequently, I recommend that Bob be 12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be 13 executed as soon as possible. Addendum: That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

To: haqihana who wrote (32834)	1/6/2005 1:18:10 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62567

The President, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney are on Air Force One. George looks at Laura chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy." Laura shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy." Cheney says, "Hey, I could throw one-hundred $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy." The pilot rolls his eyes looks at all of them and says to his co-pilot, "Big shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out the window and make 56 million people very happy."