To: Lane3 who wrote (94890 ) 1/12/2005 11:50:20 AM From: Lane3 Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 793755 Reality TV By Howard Kurtz Washington Post Staff Writer Wednesday, January 12, 2005; 8:59 AM "Welcome to Crossfire, I'm Right-Wing Ray." "And I'm Left-Wing Larry. In the crossfire: Did CBS do the right thing on the story about President Bush being coddled in the National Guard, which is so obviously true even though there were a few typographical problems with those memos?" "You Bush-haters won't give it up, Larry. The report is a whitewash. Dan Rather, that Clinton-loving Bush-basher, gets to stay at the network? And Andrew Heyward, who presided over this mess, gets to keep his job? Give me a break." "Ray, you just don't get it. CBS acted courageously by bringing in outside investigators, including DickThornburgh, who the last time I checked was a Republican." "But the report says there was no evidence of liberal bias. Come on! The Tiffany network is crawling with liberals. They wouldn't know fair and balanced if it smacked them in the tuchus." "I feel like smacking you, Ray. But let's move on. In the crossfire: Should Armstrong Williams have taken big bucks from the Bush administration to praise the president's education policies?" "Armstrong was just saying what he really believes about No Child Left Behind, Larry. You liberals just can't stand the idea that there are black conservatives." "Two hundred and forty thousand freakin' dollars? More like No Pundit Left Behind. The man is a sellout!" "You wish you could command that kind of price to sell out. Besides, it was for advertising. Don't you believe in the free market?" "I don't think pundits should sell their opinions, and I don't think George W. Bush should be buying off journalists." "Check your facts, man. It's Rod Paige who was buying off journalists. But let's move on. In the crossfire: Michael Chertoff--a good pick for Homeland Security, or Bernie Kerik with a beard?" "Chertoff was a junkyard dog as counsel to the Senate Whitewater Committee, Ray. He spent millions investigating Bill and Hillary and came up with bupkiss. This man's going to protect us from Osama bin Laden?" "After all these years, you're still carrying water for the Clintons. These are bad people, Larry. Remember Monica?" "Lying about sex is better than lying about weapons of mass destruction." "But--" "The Clintons lost money on the land deal." "But--" "The whole thing was a Ken Starr put-up job." "Chertoff was just doing his job. He's a fabulous prosecutor. He'll whip that place into shape." "I'd like to whip you into shape. Well, he might still turn out to have an illegal nanny, or multiple girlfriends, or dealings with the mob." "Dream on. Next in the crossfire: Crossfire. Why is CNN canceling the best debate show on television?" "Because our new president, Jon Klein, agrees with Jon Stewart that we're partisan hacks who are more interested in pounding the table than providing intelligent commentary, Ray." "Hogwash!" "Yeah, hogwash!" "You agree with me?" "Yes. I mean, no! That's not allowed on this show. Klein is right. Crossfire is taking democracy into the gutter in a desperate search for ratings." "Klein is just trying to please your liberal friends on the editorial pages who don't like the idea of conservatives getting equal time on TV." "That's a bunch of bull." "No it's not!" "Yes it is." "From the left, I'm Left-Wing Larry." "From the right, I'm Right-Wing Ray. Join us again for another edition of Crossfire--at least until they turn off our mikes." <snip>